I am 11 years old, and would like to learn Shaoling Kung Fu, karate, Aikido. However, my parents don’t approve. I was wondering if there are any exercises or free ebooks online so that I could practice at home?
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Has anyone ever knocked out a bear with a punch?
Maybe a bodybuilder on steroids? Or some kung fu legend?
Kung-Fu Movie?
Anyone know the title of this movie. All I can remember are a few details. Its been 30 years since Ive seen it:
•Its a “kung fu” movie
•some fugative sneaks into a training for kung fu masters while being chased
•he has to run across logs floating in the water to eat dinner
•he has to stare at a moving candle w/o moving his head or he will get burnt by hot iron.
•he has to ring a bell with a 20 foot mallet
•he overcomes all the training to becoma a “true master”
Any help would be appreciated.
Malarie
“It sounds like the Gordon Lui Kung Fu movie, Master Killer”
I thought the same thing, and rented it. It wasnt the one I remembered.
Another detail:
•he had to carry water up stairs in buckets with daggers tied to his arms to keep him from lowering them.
Ohh and yes….if you can check out your Master Killer Id appreciate that. I may have rented the wrong one.
Thank you.
shoryuken
“The movie was called The 36th chamber of Shaolin starring Gordon leu”
That is an alternate title for Master Killers.
Im starting to think I got the wrong movie when I rented MK.
Thanx for the help.
Kung-Fu Movie?
Anyone know the title of this movie. All I can remember are a few details. Its been 30 years since Ive seen it:
•Its a “kung fu” movie
•some fugative sneaks into a training for kung fu masters while being chased
•he has to run across logs floating in the water to eat dinner
•he has to stare at a moving candle w/o moving his head or he will get burnt by hot iron.
•he has to ring a bell with a 20 foot mallet
•he overcomes all the training to becoma a “true master”
Any help would be appreciated.
Malarie
“It sounds like the Gordon Lui Kung Fu movie, Master Killer”
I thought the same thing, and rented it. It wasnt the one I remembered.
Another detail:
•he had to carry water up stairs in buckets with daggers tied to his arms to keep him from lowering them.
Ohh and yes….if you can check out your Master Killer Id appreciate that. I may have rented the wrong one.
Thank you.
shoryuken
“The movie was called The 36th chamber of Shaolin starring Gordon leu”
That is an alternate title for Master Killers.
Im starting to think I got the wrong movie when I rented MK.
Thanx for the help.
can someone translate this from spanish into english?
Attention all ladies!
Get on the dance floor!
”cause it’s going down!
It’s a party tonight, baby!
(Residente Calle 13!)
Voltio!
Featuring!
Three 6 Mafia!
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)
Cuando te huelo caigo en el anzuelo
Con tu perfume, con tu colonia
Tú eres una diabla, una demonia
Vamo’a casarnos pero sin ceremonia
Vamo’a casarnos a la mala
En la cocina, en el baño, en la sala
Conmigo no seas “chic” come mierdera
Conmigo te casas a lo parcelera
Llego la jinetera, la que te roba la cartera
Con sus nalgas de brasilera
Con mucha salsa, salsa salsera
(A tomates no huele!)
(Huele a bellaquera!)
Como palma de coco pega’o a la penca
Gato silvestre detrás de la renca
Afueguillo, el rastrillo de to’as las realengas
Les tengo algo aquí pa’ que se entretengan
Pon las manos en el piso y las nalgas pa’ arriba
Vámonos underground, no se cohíba
Te gusta el bandidaje, si tú eres una diva
(Bhaaa!) No te hagas la chiva…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)
[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]
¿Que paso, shorty?
What you gonna do?
Deja mojar el palitroque en salsa Ragú
Pa’ mojarte los deditos en baby food
Hey, no me patees que esto no es kung-fu
It’s the Mafia and Voltio
In the club full of whoa’s with some badass hoe’s
It’s a Polaroid moment ”cause we flashy in here
With so many diamonds it don’t even look real
The Three 6 Mafia stayin’ high…
Chasin’ latina girls till we die…
And we love the way they shake it, oh my…
Please let me get a piece of that pie…
The 3-6 mafia stayin hiuiiiiiigghhhh
Chasin latina girls till we die-e-e-ee
And we love the way they shake it oh my-y-y-y
Please let me get get a piece of that pie-e-ee-e-
Se te ve la raya, la partidura
La que divide la blancura de tu nalgura
Dura, tu eres pura sangre
Sangre pura, por ti dejo el celibato
Y me quito de cura…
(¿Me lo juras?) Na’, ni pa’ tanto…
Bueno, después de que me des el canto
Yo voy a to’as contra cualquier santo
Asalto cuatro bancos y me tiro de un barranco
Yo a veces me tranco
Pero aunque me quede manco
Le guayo el calanco
En su pantaloncito blanco
En el cual se le brota la pandorca
Abusadora, después que la cría la ahorca
La tiene a dieta pero como quiera ‘ta gorda
No come maíz pero le encanta la mazorca
Si se prende en fuego hay que pegarle la manguera
Seguimos la pichaera…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)