Category Archives: Kung Fu

can someone translate this?

Attention all ladies!
Get on the dance floor!
”cause it’s going down!
It’s a party tonight, baby!
(Residente Calle 13!)
Voltio!
Featuring!
Three 6 Mafia!

Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…

Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)

Cuando te huelo caigo en el anzuelo
Con tu perfume, con tu colonia
Tú eres una diabla, una demonia
Vamo’a casarnos pero sin ceremonia
Vamo’a casarnos a la mala
En la cocina, en el baño, en la sala
Conmigo no seas “chic” come mierdera
Conmigo te casas a lo parcelera
Llego la jinetera, la que te roba la cartera
Con sus nalgas de brasilera
Con mucha salsa, salsa salsera
(A tomates no huele!)
(Huele a bellaquera!)

Como palma de coco pega’o a la penca
Gato silvestre detrás de la renca
Afueguillo, el rastrillo de to’as las realengas
Les tengo algo aquí pa’ que se entretengan
Pon las manos en el piso y las nalgas pa’ arriba
Vámonos underground, no se cohíba
Te gusta el bandidaje, si tú eres una diva
(Bhaaa!) No te hagas la chiva…

Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…

Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)

[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

¿Que paso, shorty?
What you gonna do?
Deja mojar el palitroque en salsa Ragú

Pa’ mojarte los deditos en baby food
Hey, no me patees que esto no es kung-fu

It’s the Mafia and Voltio
In the club full of whoa’s with some badass hoe’s
It’s a Polaroid moment ”cause we flashy in here
With so many diamonds it don’t even look real

The Three 6 Mafia stayin’ high…
Chasin’ latina girls till we die…
And we love the way they shake it, oh my…
Please let me get a piece of that pie…

The 3-6 mafia stayin hiuiiiiiigghhhh

Chasin latina girls till we die-e-e-ee

And we love the way they shake it oh my-y-y-y

Please let me get get a piece of that pie-e-ee-e-

Se te ve la raya, la partidura
La que divide la blancura de tu nalgura
Dura, tu eres pura sangre
Sangre pura, por ti dejo el celibato
Y me quito de cura…
(¿Me lo juras?) Na’, ni pa’ tanto…
Bueno, después de que me des el canto
Yo voy a to’as contra cualquier santo
Asalto cuatro bancos y me tiro de un barranco

Yo a veces me tranco
Pero aunque me quede manco
Le guayo el calanco
En su pantaloncito blanco
En el cual se le brota la pandorca
Abusadora, después que la cría la ahorca
La tiene a dieta pero como quiera ‘ta gorda
No come maíz pero le encanta la mazorca
Si se prende en fuego hay que pegarle la manguera
Seguimos la pichaera…

Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…

Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)

Wing Chun kung-fu or Aikido?

I know these questions get asked all the time, but I am really torn between the two in which I should study.
I’m not very big, I am only 65kg with no fat but a muscley physique.
Both styles look like they don’t rely on brute strength, but rather disabling your opponant with agility and precision. I’ve looked around at schools in my area, and they seem to be okay but what martial arts school isn’t there for money these days.

Which art would be best for self-defence? I bartend at night and walk through a somewhat dangerous area nightly. Thanks.

Kung Fu Question?

what is the easiest and fastest way to knock someone out?
what is the easiest and fastest way to break someone’s arm?
(you have no weapons to do it with)

Kung Fu novels in English?

Does anyone know a website where I could find classic Chinese novels translated into English. I’m especially looking for Kung Fu epics that are translated. Thank you for your help!

What is the right age to start Kung-Fu training?

I’m 17, and I’m very interested in taking up a martial arts discipline such as Kung-Fu, but I worry that I’m too old to start, considering I probably won’t be able to do it until I’m 18 and have my own money to spend on it… I was just wondering if it is as easy to find classes for adults as it is for children? Sorry if this is a dumb question, but thanks for your help…