What would you do if William Shatner Kung-Fu kicked your front door down?

21 Responses to What would you do if William Shatner Kung-Fu kicked your front door down?

1. Biki | October 15, 2009 at 3:37 am |

   Throw hot grease on his a$$!

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2. nickname | October 15, 2009 at 4:48 am |

   offer him a drink

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3. goatboy_numberone | October 15, 2009 at 5:36 am |

   I would ask him to do a rendition of a Burt Bacharach son. Whilst he was murdering “Raindrops keep fallig on my head” I would sneak round the back of him and twat him with a bookcase
   !

   Edit; Of course that should read “Burt Bacharach song”

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4. heartsmartyr | October 15, 2009 at 6:52 am |

   I would let Heather Locklear off my bed to take care of him. That TJ Hookin’ fool!!

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5. fishergirl | October 15, 2009 at 7:36 am |

   Kick his Kung-Fu a$$ while he was replacing it.

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6. kbenji33 | October 15, 2009 at 8:46 am |

   I would ask him to sing to me.

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7. Marianna | October 15, 2009 at 9:35 am |

   I would say “Bill you should have knocked, would you like some cornflakes”.

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8. Fez | October 15, 2009 at 10:41 am |

   Ask him if he wants to play yahtzee, or something.

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9. opinionated | October 15, 2009 at 11:37 am |

   Sue him.

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10. michelle_rieder | October 15, 2009 at 12:38 pm |

    Call Rescue 911 – I have an emergency?

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11. sunshine | October 15, 2009 at 1:54 pm |

    Laugh and Laugh until my sides hurt.

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12. pinkyj124 | October 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm |

    I would ask, “Where’s your phaser, Kirk?”

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13. makeupmafia | October 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm |

    id be like what the hell…you better not have any damn all-bran

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14. monte_lee2001 | October 15, 2009 at 4:45 pm |

    It would be on from there… you would hear that music from the pon farr episode..da..da.dah..dah..dah. dah…da.. dah ..da.da..dah. …I would attack him but he would block and karate chop my neck with both hands..(see im holding back cause i like Kirk ,But NOBODY, kung fu kicks my door down,cept Bruce Lee..Kirk would be tripping..) we would fight for a minute and just as im about to hit him with my Bong…that treacherous vulcan Spock would nerve pinch me and as i faded from conciousnes… i would hear Mckoy say “dammit Jim, I know we dont have Holodecks yet, but you cant just slingshot back through time,beam down and play bounty hunter with these people for entertainment, im a doctor ,not a….” sudenly spock nerve pinches him, and i hear Kirk say as i black out “Good work ,Spock. That should put the TImeline back in order…… “

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15. BoosGrammy | October 15, 2009 at 5:36 pm |

    How cute. I’d invite him in for coffee!

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16. randyboy | October 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm |

    I would say “Hold on there T.J., wrong uniform.” To which he would reply “Denny Crane!”

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17. geejtopia | October 15, 2009 at 7:47 pm |

    Call Chuck Norris

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18. toobeaucoup2005 | October 15, 2009 at 8:36 pm |

    Pop a cap in his @ss.

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19. X&Y | October 15, 2009 at 9:35 pm |

    and he drowned you in his pool like he did with…oh wait that was an accident

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20. ft3535 | October 15, 2009 at 10:37 pm |

    I would say James Tiberius Kirk you have gone “Where No Man Has Gone Before” and on this Star date of 2269.01 Ia m going to contact Starfleet Command right now and have you returned to Starfleet Academy, to be busted down to a Sargent.
    you have broke down a door of Admiralty and you r busted
    but hey lets sit down and drink some Raomulan Ale while we wait for the Starfleet Command Police to come.

    hey by the way can I have an autograph while we wait?

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21. a kinder, gentler me | October 15, 2009 at 11:34 pm |

    Put him in front of a mirror. The guy is totally in love with himself. He’d get lost in the reflection!

    Denny Crane!

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