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How would you go about talking a girl into getting fake boobs?

I’ve been with my girlfriend for about 3 years now and when we met she was wearing a wonder bra and I thought she was hot. But now when I see her naked, all I see is a flat chested C-cup. I’m so bored. She says that she loves her body but I think it’s gross. I’d kinda like to see her go up to an F or G cup but she says that would hurt her back. I told her “That’s what Yoga’s for!” but she thought I was kidding.

I’m pretty turned off by her selfishness AND her body. I think I like her enough to go the distance, but not when she’s only got a C-cup. Other than her lack of cleavage, everything else is good enough: her butt, her smile, she’s not as stupid as most women. She just says she’s got too much self esteem to do plastic surgery, I think she’s just too selfish. She even mentioned something about not wanting to pay for it. BUT IT’S HER BODY!!

How should I approach making her get the surgery?

New Liquor Warning Labels…got any to add?

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and/or pants.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are NOT.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a ss kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

New Liquor Warning Labels…got any to add?

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and/or pants.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are NOT.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a ss kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

What could be wrong with my back?

My back muscle is hurting really badly. It’s about two inches from the left side of my spine right at my bra strap . The pain is a sharp pain in a very small area. I do fine when I take aspirin, but the pain always comes back. I don’t have insurance, so I want to problem solve before I drop $1,000.00 for someone to tell me “Take Aspirin”.

I recently started doing Yoga and Pilates. I also continue to do Step aerobics, Kick Boxing, sometimes weightlifting, and rollerblading. I have the same bed/pillows, and sleep a good 9 hours a night. Lent ended, so I’m eating chocolate again , other than that the diet is the same.

Any idea’s?

Yoga Babe Gone Wild – 07/17/08