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Tai Chi Master – Jet Li – English Subtitle HD Part 1

www.youtube.com Tai Chi Master Jet Li English Subtitle HD Part 1

Where can find out the translation web pages of the proper nouns between Japanese and English?

I live in Taiwan,and I’m learning the Shotokan Karate. A Canadian came to my dojo recently. I only know the Chinese proper noun of the Shotokan,so there were many troubles when we tried to explain the actions,forms,and styles. Anyone can help me? Thanks.

What does “kung fu” literally translate to in English?

What does “kung fu” literally translate to in English?

Poorly Translated Hong Kong Movie Subtitles, Anyone?

This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.

I need to translate this to ENGLISH PLEASE HELP!!!!?

Carta de Recomendación

El director de la academia de Tae Kwon Do
“Camargo Gym Academy”

Suscribe:

Que el Sr. Jorge David Condezo Paitampoma, identificado con D.N.I. 42072708,
y con domicilio en el Jr. Carbajal,Meliton 247 Urb. Valdiviezo en el distrito de
Ate Vitarte – Lima ha prestado servicios personales en la Academia de
Taekwondo “Camargo Gym Academy” en el periodo comprendido desde 15 de
Enero del año 2006 al 15 de Julio del 2007, desempeñandose como Personal de
Mantenimiento, demostrando: eficiencia, responsabilidad trabajo y puntualidad.

Se expide la presente, a solicitud del interesado
para los fines pertinentes.

Lima 20 de julio del 2007

Licenciado Edgar Camargo Tantas
Director “Camargo Gym Academy”

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