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Where to watch hongkong films online?

Looking for my kung fu sweetheart. W/Cecilia cheung. Please post if you know, thanks.

HOW SHOULD I advertise for a couple willing to appear on COURT TV any suggestions?

COURT TV IN CONJUNCTION WITH PILGRIM FILMS AND TELEVISION – NEW DIVORCE MEDIATION DOCUMENTARY: “We are offering an opportunity to a couple to document their divorce mediation process, in a series documentary with highly qualified and experienced professionals. All meditation will be paid for by Court TV. This is a great opportunity to serve the community at large, by allowing your case to be used, nationally on TV, as an educational example of a divorce process that avoids, completely, the emotionally and financially harmful effects of an adversarial divorce, on the entire family. In agreeing to participate in the program you will be serving as an example to others. At the early stages of your divorce, with all the fears and vulnerability that you are experiencing, it is hard to envisage how this exposure could be beneficial. It will take courage and a desire to have some good come of your dire situation. CALIFORNIA. COURT TV PAYS. Producers of Survivor
www.megilamediation.com
This is already with a production company! Note the documentary is authentic and therefore the Mediator has to bring the clients. I have many clients. I am a succesful Mediator with an excellent practice, no one wants to expose themselves/family in this way for TV during this sad and vulnerable time. But it will help many others.

Poorly Translated Hong Kong Movie Subtitles, Anyone?

This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.

what are films that used music and dancing in an unexpected delightful way?

Spike Lee having Rosie Perez dancing to Public Enemy’s song “Fight The Power” in opening scene of the film “Do The Right Thing” was perfect, also the dancing at the end and music bits slipped throughout “Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman” suprised me.

“Kung Fu Hustle” also was clever with the dancing it put inside it.

Do you know of any films that put music or dancing into a film that was not a musical that really worked for you ?

stephen chow?

How many films has Stephen Chow made? What are the titles and does anyone know if he is going to make a Kung Fu Hustle 2