Most martial arts movies, particularly from Asia, are kung fu or other martial arts…NOT karate. Especially the old movies made in Hong Kong with the voice-overs.
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What was the name of that movie – early kung fu buddy movie?
I remember renting a number of vhs videos probably 10-15 years ago which would have been old at the time. They were a series of videos starring two white guys (I think) one large the other skinny and blond. I think the skinny guy looked kind of like faceman in the A-team he was a pretty boy. They would be kind of against one another or not know one another then they would both get involved in a fight and then they would end up fighting some bad guys together. They were kind of buddy movies, I think they were based in hong kong, I cant remember any of the names or even if there were subtitles. If I see picture I think I could remember the blond guy.
Poorly Translated Hong Kong Movie Subtitles, Anyone?
This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.
Any Ninja or Kung Fu Training Classes in Hong Kong?
I am looking for a kung fu or Ninja traning classes in hong kong(english version) if yess can you plz give me the address and tele phone number of it
Shouldn’t be private
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are any kung fu school in hong kong?
i am looking to train in hong kong next year i am looking for a good wu shu school out there can anyone help me please