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Why do Kung Fu movies have such crappy, pointless storylines?

Don’t get me wrong. I love Kung Fu, I practice Kung Fu and I watch Kung Fu movies and enjoy them anyway. But I can’t help wondering why Hong Kong action movies have such a terrible storyline and give us the coup de grace with a stupid, pointless ending?

Sure, the fight scenes are good, and many of them have good comical and philosophical content, but the main plot is so stupid, just throws so much random crap at you as an excuse for a gratuitous fight scene where the “young grasshopper” always wins, so many scenes are completely unrelated to the main plot and…. the story is stupid, pointless, illogical and leaves me confused (most of the times). The only Kung Fu movies with a decent storyline I’ve watched were “Fist of Legend” (both the Bruce Lee and Jet Li films), “Fearless/ Huo Yuan Jia” and “Tai Chi Master/ Twin Warriors/ Taiji Zhang Sanfeng”.

Why do Kung Fu movies have such crappy, pointless storylines?

Don’t get me wrong. I love Kung Fu, I practice Kung Fu and I watch Kung Fu movies and enjoy them anyway. But I can’t help wondering why Hong Kong action movies have such a terrible storyline and give us the coup de grace with a stupid, pointless ending?

Sure, the fight scenes are good, and many of them have good comical and philosophical content, but the main plot is so stupid, just throws so much random crap at you as an excuse for a gratuitous fight scene where the “young grasshopper” always wins, so many scenes are completely unrelated to the main plot and…. the story is stupid, pointless, illogical and leaves me confused (most of the times). The only Kung Fu movies with a decent storyline I’ve watched were “Fist of Legend” (both the Bruce Lee and Jet Li films), “Fearless/ Huo Yuan Jia” and “Tai Chi Master/ Twin Warriors/ Taiji Zhang Sanfeng”.
I watch them all in Mandarin or Cantonese. I can’t stand dubs myself.

Who went to China to eat a walrus penis, crap in a golden toilet, and kick a Kung Fu master in the balls?

It was on one of those travel shows. The guy had a list of things he wanted to accomplish at his travel destination for each episode. I think he was from GB or Ireland (i am terrible with accents). In the episode I saw he was going all the way to Shanghai or Hong Kong or something, maybe Bangkok. While there he ate the largest penis in the restaurant. Made it into a foot-long sub! It wasn’t sitting too well, so when he found the most expensive toiled in the world he defiled it in one way or another. Then he visited a Chi Kung practitioner who summoned chi power to his groin so when the host hauled off and kicked him right in the crotch it didn’t hurt!
Someone said it was “Travel Sick” with Grub Smith!

Looking for the name of a Japanese Vampire comedy?

There was this movie on TV several months ago, on Comcast Cable on their movie channels. I believe it was supposed to be a comedy, something like Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer. It was about vampires, and I believe it was based in either Japan or Hong Kong. It was newer, from the 2000′s most likely and had a rather obvious name. I’ve looked and can’t find anything so if anybody might have any ideas, that’d be awesome.

Why do people in hong kong live so long?

Hong Kong has the longest life expectancy of almost all countries in the world? Men at 78.8 and Women at 84.5 in 2005. While children seem to take care of the elderly, and the elderly are active (doing tai chi in public squares), Hong Kong still doesn’t seem to be a very healthy environment with extreme weather, overcrowding, rude pushy people, fatty foods……so what gives?