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Poorly Translated Hong Kong Movie Subtitles, Anyone?

This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.

A good Martial Art for me?

Ok this question has been asked allot. The usual answer is you should find the best Martial Art that suites u. I would like a list of some of the MA, i dont wont a large list of uncommon MAs. I want a list of common Martial Arts, that u can find in most places. Also I am skinny and tall, so no wresting or anything that needs allot of weight/bute force. Also I am a swimmer so anything that needs good breathing, and makes u stretch is good. And im 14. I need a MA that has self-defense, and makes u do some nice muscle work. I was thinking of Tai Chi, but everyone says I am to young. I hope i am being pacific enough for u, and giving enough info. If u need more tell me and i will answer.

Good tapes for me?

I want to buy a set of pilates tape, one of those ones that increases in difficultey. Whats a good, but not terribly expensive one to get. Try to list the price. Or better yet, give me a list! WHat do you reccomend?
tapes, set of pilate tapes
actually, do they have dvd’s ?

Nice women only: Which pickup line approach is the best from the list below?

Pickup lines are cheesy, but I came up with a few and just want to get your honest comments on them. I wouldn’t ever use these in a million years, but am interested in your reaction.

1.) I have a friend who is really busy and I’ve got an extra airline ticket to go to Australia and don’t know what to do with it.

2.) Trust me. I’ve been planning this date for weeks and you’ll have an excellent time.

3.) Would you like to take a yoga class with me?

4.) Would you like to do some charity work with me this weekend? (ok, I may need to word this last one better.. lol).

Just want your honest opinion on the four above. Please don’t lecture on using pickup lines in general. I get it.

What can I do to become more focused?

I’m taking an AP english class next year and part of the class requires the students to read a list of books provided by the teacher during summer break. Every time I pick up the book and start reading I look at the words but I’m not grasping them, Im daydreaming and thinking about other things and when I get to the bottom of the page I realize I dont have any idea what I just read. Any meditations or ideas on what I can do to focus my attention where it needs to be?