This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.
Nice women only: Which pickup line approach is the best from the list below?
Pickup lines are cheesy, but I came up with a few and just want to get your honest comments on them. I wouldn’t ever use these in a million years, but am interested in your reaction.
1.) I have a friend who is really busy and I’ve got an extra airline ticket to go to Australia and don’t know what to do with it.
2.) Trust me. I’ve been planning this date for weeks and you’ll have an excellent time.
3.) Would you like to take a yoga class with me?
4.) Would you like to do some charity work with me this weekend? (ok, I may need to word this last one better.. lol).
Just want your honest opinion on the four above. Please don’t lecture on using pickup lines in general. I get it.
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