I spend all day and night working on my Kung-Fu. Should I convert to a religion? Which religion allows me to still practice Kung-Fu? Should all my henchmen convert as well? My henchmen include Boomarang Man, The Giant, The Wizard, and Kendo Stick Man as well as a thousand no-names. Can I still kidnap beautiful women if I convert?
I am wondering the difference between the way these two styles train you. would a wing chun school in this day and age be able to make me into another “Ip man” or would they fail. i have heard people saying that no one knows wing chun completely so thats the reason why after 5 years the student feels stuck in the same kind of fighting. do people know how to teach someone until he becomes a grandmaster? and as for shaolin, do all schools make you pray to budha? i believe that “Chi” can focus ones energy but i dont believe budha is a god.
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
“Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?”
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .
“One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
“Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
“Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
“Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
“Five: I’m a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!
“Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!”
I’m not huge (as in, no protruding stomach and large man boobs), but I am overweight. However, I do want to improve my health a bit and I think with the weight loss plan I’ve come up with might do the trick. I think 15-20 pounds will put me at perfect. Not to mention the fact that I think it will improve my overall health. So here it goes:
Monday – Sunday (minus me being at work on Saturday and Sunday, so I’ll probably increase the number of times I exercise those days, and stay with the same diet).
Morning: Either a bowl of Cheerios and a fruit of some sort, a yogurt, or a bowl of oatmeal. Whichever I’m in the mood for I suppose. Then work out for the 15-25 minutes of free time I have before I have to leave for work. Not sure as to what to do for a 15-25 minute workout, perhaps a quick stretch and a little Tai Chi?
Afternoon (during work): Tomato (perhaps a little turkey?) on toasted whole wheat bread. No condiment, because I don’t really like condiments. Perhaps for a snack about an hour or so after lunch, maybe just a tomato, since I absolutely love tomatoes. I don’t really have much time to do much at work, but if I can pull off another 25 minute deal, maybe the same routine as the morning will work?
Evening: Never had a problem eating relatively healthy dinners. Usually it’s some type of meat with veggies (fish included), or some spaghetti. My appetite isn’t huge. It’s the company lunches and skipping of the breakfast (and of course, my lack of exercise) that I blame for the weight gain. At any rate, after dinner, 1 hour (or 2 if it’s swimming, because I love swimming) of either swimming / walking / or martial art.
If I’m in the mood for a snack at night, maybe a yogurt. Not only is it healthy, but it helps the hell out of my heartburn. Any insight on this plan would be greatly appreciated. Let me know! 
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Can somebody who knows Krav Maga take down easily a man who knows karate? He will win right?
