Christians believe in Scripture and the Tritinity. Jews believe in God but don’t believe Jesus was the son of God. Mormons believe Jospeh Smith was a prophet sent from God and added to the new testament. Buddhist beilive in Buddha and reaching an enlightened state through meditation. Religous Scientists believe in a Higher Power… THE LIST IS ENDLESS!! Do you believe that there is any one way to be close to God. Is there a place such as hell to where I’d go if I don’t believe in your God?
Posted in Meditation
Tagged buddha, Buddhist, christians, God, heLL, jesus, jews, Jospeh, Meditation, Mormons, new testament, prophet, religous, scientists, scripture, smith, son, son of god, testament, Tritinity, way
I am thinking of declaring myself the latest prophet (I am willing to call myself Avtar also), accepting Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Marx. My book will be named ‘Das Quible’. I will claim having received God’s message at a Tai-chi *** Yoga exercise held in a factory campus (I need to include Chinese and Indians and socialist also). My religion will ban idols but followers will be free to keep all deities just for their ‘reverence’. I will offer all material benefits to disciples here as well as in heaven. At the moment, I am writing a good story of my ‘persecution’ having taken place say in a cave in Central Park, looking for a venture capitalist to bankroll my campaign and for some small and obscure country to become my first disciples. That financier or that country ruler can become the next ‘guru’ of my religion after me, well that we can fight out amongst ourselves.
What are chances of this ‘New, Improved and Ultimate Religion’, did you heard this story before ?
Grits, you have called me dime a dozen ? Don’t you realize that I am declaring myself the only true one and all others as ‘false’. I know those others will also be doing the same thing to me but this the fun of this power game. And about prophecies ? My prophecies are never going to be wrong ’cause I am using ‘you will not die till you are alive’ kind of language. Still not convinced about my religion ?
Newshine, I am also sorry for the whole mankind which has been put to so much problems due to existence of these many religions and their quarrels. What more damage one more religion could bring in ? Let me be in race.
Posted in Tai Chi
Tagged Avtar, bird, book, buddha, central park, country, deities, disciples, early bird, financier, followers, God, jesus, marx, material benefits, mohamed, new religion, obscure country, persecution, prophet, Religion, reverence, ruler, socialist, Tai Chi, thinking, writing a good story, yoga exercise
I am thinking of declaring myself the latest prophet (I am willing to call myself Avtar also), accepting Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Marx. My book will be named ‘Das Quible’. I will claim having received God’s message at a Tai-chi cum Yoga exercise held in a factory campus (I need to include Chinese and Indians and socialist also). My religion will ban idols but followers will be free to keep all deities just for their ‘reverence’. I will offer all material benefits to disciples here as well as in heaven. At the moment, I am writing a good story of my ‘persecution’ having taken place say in a cave in Central Park, looking for a venture capitalist to bankroll my campaign and for some small and obscure country to become my first disciples. That financier or that country ruler can become the next ‘guru’ of my religion after me, well that we can fight out amongst ourselves.
What are chances of this ‘New, Improved and Ultimate Religion’, don’t say you have heard this story before.
Posted in Tai Chi
Tagged Avtar, book, buddha, central park, country, das, deities, disciples, financier, followers, God, guru, jesus, marx, material benefits, mohamed, new religion, obscure country, persecution, prophet, Religion, reverence, ruler, socialist, Tai Chi, thinking, writing a good story, yoga exercise
here goes everybody, if there is an old chinese prophet standing on the side of a building, thirteen stories high, and threatening that the world is going to come to an end if he does not complete his mission of finding the sacred child that will unlock the key to our undoing, then what is the square root of his a$s?? correct answer gets a trophy, with a little kung fu man on top of it, doing a somersaulting drop kick.
Posted in Kung Fu
Tagged building, chinese, correct answer, drop kick, Everybody, kung fu man, last question, mondayish, prophet, question, side, square root, standing, thirteen, trophy, undoing, world
here goes everybody, if there is an old chinese prophet standing on the side of a building, thirteen stories high, and threatening that the world is going to come to an end if he does not complete his mission of finding the sacred child that will unlock the key to our undoing, then what is the square root of his a$s?? correct answer gets a trophy, with a little kung fu man on top of it, doing a somersaulting drop kick.
Posted in Kung Fu
Tagged building, chinese, correct answer, drop kick, Everybody, kung fu man, last question, mondayish, prophet, question, side, square root, standing, thirteen, trophy, undoing, world
