I am thinking of declaring myself the latest prophet (I am willing to call myself Avtar also), accepting Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Marx. My book will be named ‘Das Quible’. I will claim having received God’s message at a Tai-chi *** Yoga exercise held in a factory campus (I need to include Chinese and Indians and socialist also). My religion will ban idols but followers will be free to keep all deities just for their ‘reverence’. I will offer all material benefits to disciples here as well as in heaven. At the moment, I am writing a good story of my ‘persecution’ having taken place say in a cave in Central Park, looking for a venture capitalist to bankroll my campaign and for some small and obscure country to become my first disciples. That financier or that country ruler can become the next ‘guru’ of my religion after me, well that we can fight out amongst ourselves.
What are chances of this ‘New, Improved and Ultimate Religion’, did you heard this story before ?
Grits, you have called me dime a dozen ? Don’t you realize that I am declaring myself the only true one and all others as ‘false’. I know those others will also be doing the same thing to me but this the fun of this power game. And about prophecies ? My prophecies are never going to be wrong ’cause I am using ‘you will not die till you are alive’ kind of language. Still not convinced about my religion ?
Newshine, I am also sorry for the whole mankind which has been put to so much problems due to existence of these many religions and their quarrels. What more damage one more religion could bring in ? Let me be in race.
