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can someone translate this?

Attention all ladies!
Get on the dance floor!
”cause it’s going down!
It’s a party tonight, baby!
(Residente Calle 13!)
Voltio!
Featuring!
Three 6 Mafia!

Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…

Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)

Cuando te huelo caigo en el anzuelo
Con tu perfume, con tu colonia
Tú eres una diabla, una demonia
Vamo’a casarnos pero sin ceremonia
Vamo’a casarnos a la mala
En la cocina, en el baño, en la sala
Conmigo no seas “chic” come mierdera
Conmigo te casas a lo parcelera
Llego la jinetera, la que te roba la cartera
Con sus nalgas de brasilera
Con mucha salsa, salsa salsera
(A tomates no huele!)
(Huele a bellaquera!)

Como palma de coco pega’o a la penca
Gato silvestre detrás de la renca
Afueguillo, el rastrillo de to’as las realengas
Les tengo algo aquí pa’ que se entretengan
Pon las manos en el piso y las nalgas pa’ arriba
Vámonos underground, no se cohíba
Te gusta el bandidaje, si tú eres una diva
(Bhaaa!) No te hagas la chiva…

Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…

Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)

[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

¿Que paso, shorty?
What you gonna do?
Deja mojar el palitroque en salsa Ragú

Pa’ mojarte los deditos en baby food
Hey, no me patees que esto no es kung-fu

It’s the Mafia and Voltio
In the club full of whoa’s with some badass hoe’s
It’s a Polaroid moment ”cause we flashy in here
With so many diamonds it don’t even look real

The Three 6 Mafia stayin’ high…
Chasin’ latina girls till we die…
And we love the way they shake it, oh my…
Please let me get a piece of that pie…

The 3-6 mafia stayin hiuiiiiiigghhhh

Chasin latina girls till we die-e-e-ee

And we love the way they shake it oh my-y-y-y

Please let me get get a piece of that pie-e-ee-e-

Se te ve la raya, la partidura
La que divide la blancura de tu nalgura
Dura, tu eres pura sangre
Sangre pura, por ti dejo el celibato
Y me quito de cura…
(¿Me lo juras?) Na’, ni pa’ tanto…
Bueno, después de que me des el canto
Yo voy a to’as contra cualquier santo
Asalto cuatro bancos y me tiro de un barranco

Yo a veces me tranco
Pero aunque me quede manco
Le guayo el calanco
En su pantaloncito blanco
En el cual se le brota la pandorca
Abusadora, después que la cría la ahorca
La tiene a dieta pero como quiera ‘ta gorda
No come maíz pero le encanta la mazorca
Si se prende en fuego hay que pegarle la manguera
Seguimos la pichaera…

Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…
Shake, shake it like a rattlesnake…
Move, move it like a rattlesnake…

Con tu chulin culin cunflai…
(Abro la boca y mi lengua se cae!)
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai!) Ojalai…
(Ojalai que tu seas mi mai!)

Kung Fu Question?

what is the easiest and fastest way to knock someone out?
what is the easiest and fastest way to break someone’s arm?
(you have no weapons to do it with)

What are the different types of Kung Fu and Tai Chi?

Recently I decided I wanted to practice martial arts; and I’m looking into Kung Fu, Tai Chi, and Karate. Researching them I realized there are different types of each. The different types of karate was easy to find and understand. But I can’t find a clear explanation for Kung Fu or Tai Chi! Could someone list every (If possible, not sure how many there are) Kung Fu and Tai Chi style and explain what makes them different from each other? A brief history might help too… Sorry for the trouble and thanks in advance.

Why some Bash and are Critical of others….what do you think?

Several years ago in a park near my home there was these kids that were having an outdoor Karate practice, they looked so cute in their little white robes. They were 6 or 7 years old..not much older…as they were going through their exercises I noticed some boy’s rode by on their bikes and were yelling and mocking them, they were saying things like…waaaaaa, yaaaaa they were mocking these kids, as I sat there and watched this scene unfold I wondered why they would mock and make fun of these kids…was it jealousy, envy, it really looked and felt like hate, maybe it was insecurity…maybe even a self-hate or they hated that someone didn’t do for them what someone was doing for these kids.

What do you think it was with those kids that day?

Chinese Mongoose?

when my kid brother was ten he used to yell ‘chinese mongoose’ and ‘karate chop someone on the back of their neck (thankfully not hard). He said a friend told it was some knockout move. What in the world is a chinese mongoose??