Kung Fu Hustle Movie
Video Rating: 4 / 5
This video shows shaolin monk’s training methods.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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Kung Fu Hustle Part 7 (chinese dub, english subtitles)
Poorly Translated Hong Kong Movie Subtitles, Anyone?
This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.
18 Forms Tai Chi Qigong (shi ba shi) Beginners Introductory Full Form
Poetic Qigong. Autumn… the season for reflection on the cycles of nature and the contraction that comes after expansion. As we slow down our rhythm, we are grateful for the treasures of wisdom and strength that we gathered in summer; we now welcome the heavy grey clouds and the chilly winds that mark the debut of the rainy season, so that we can appreciate even more the warm rays of sunshine when they pierce through. Qigong (Chi Kung) can be defined as “life force cultivation” or energy technique. Shibashi (translated: 18 Forms) is a modern qigong based on elements of Yang style Tai Chi. It was created in 1982 by medical experts from the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine in Shanghai. If you are looking for a daily routine to perform for health and relaxation, that’s it! This form is performed by millions of people throughout Australasia and is considered the national health exercise in several countries of the region. This is a full form presentation, easy to follow through by beginners. Performed by Dan Stefan. Subtitles: English / Româna More info and DVD Orders: angelacantafio.blogspot.com Music: “A Cloudy Day” for Alto Flute and Harp, by Steven Tung and Melvin Lauf, Jr., (C) Copyright 2009 FLUTE.NET Publications
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Tai Chi 10 Form, with English Titles
Tai Chi 10 Form (or 8 Form) with English titles inserted between postures; edited version of video copied from www.taiji.de. The background music is “Willow in the Spring Breeze” from “Master of Traditional Chinese Music: Collection of Liu Beimaos Famous Pieces.” The MP3 can be purchased from Amazon at www.amazon.com
Tai Chi 24 Form, with English Titles
Tai Chi 24 Form with English titles inserted between postures; edited version of video copied from www.taiji.de. The background music is “Simplified Tai Chi Chuan (24 Form)” from the CD “Tai Chi Melody” by the Shanghai Chinese Traditional Orchestra. The MP3 can be purchased from Amazon at: www.amazon.com