I am thinking of declaring myself the latest prophet (I am willing to call myself Avtar also), accepting Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Marx. My book will be named ‘Das Quible’. I will claim having received God’s message at a Tai-chi *** Yoga exercise held in a factory campus (I need to include Chinese and Indians and socialist also). My religion will ban idols but followers will be free to keep all deities just for their ‘reverence’. I will offer all material benefits to disciples here as well as in heaven. At the moment, I am writing a good story of my ‘persecution’ having taken place say in a cave in Central Park, looking for a venture capitalist to bankroll my campaign and for some small and obscure country to become my first disciples. That financier or that country ruler can become the next ‘guru’ of my religion after me, well that we can fight out amongst ourselves.
What are chances of this ‘New, Improved and Ultimate Religion’, did you heard this story before ?
Grits, you have called me dime a dozen ? Don’t you realize that I am declaring myself the only true one and all others as ‘false’. I know those others will also be doing the same thing to me but this the fun of this power game. And about prophecies ? My prophecies are never going to be wrong ’cause I am using ‘you will not die till you are alive’ kind of language. Still not convinced about my religion ?
Newshine, I am also sorry for the whole mankind which has been put to so much problems due to existence of these many religions and their quarrels. What more damage one more religion could bring in ? Let me be in race.
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How dare you! this is blasphemy against our lord, the holy flying spaggetti monster. He will smite you with his noodly appendage.
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Geez….another Cult!
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I have no doubt whatsoever that you will find some followers.
Followers: just don’t drink the Kool Aid!
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Prophets are a dime a dozen. Every single church on the face of the earth has someone in it claiming to be a prophet. Every televangelist is a prophet (at least they seem to think so).
The problem is, not one of them has actually prophesized anything that’s come to pass. Most of them try to reverse-engineer their “predictions” or conveniently say “my prophesy changed the course of the event, so it didn’t happen.”
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Well…do you offer Sundays and Saturdays off?
If so..I’m in!!
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as a Christian, I do not believe in religion- neither yours or anyone elses….I believe that following any religion just gives us an excuse to not follow thru in obedience to God Himself….the one who created us….
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The mainstream christianity has confused doctrine so much, that they are still teaching on the first day of the week.
None have noticed that in Exodus 31:13 it clearly states that the Sabbath day is the only SEAL of God. Many are not sealed or saved that believe they are because they have been deceived by the false preachers in todaysworld, and mainstream christianity. Sabbath was a derivative of the hebrew word shabbath and it means this>
SHA=eternal one
Ab = Father
bath =house of or sign of
Exodus 20:8 Remember the sabbath day to keep it Holy.
Why is that the only commandment that starts with REMEMBER ?
In genesis it is also written that God hallowed and sanctified the SABBATH day, what other day did he sanctify ?> None
all the way to Revelation 14:12 . Here is the patience of the SAINTS.here are they that KEEP the commandments of God, an the faith of Jesus.
WHY DO MOST PASTOR NOT SEE THIS ?
Why do people not study to KNOW what the SEAL OF GOD is. It is the ONLY mention of the seal of God in the Holy Bible. Genesis 2:3
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Can’t be worse then following Joseph Smith.
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I feel sorry for you!
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