I am also thinking of starting a new religion ?

I am thinking of declaring myself the latest prophet (I am willing to call myself Avtar also), accepting Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Marx. My book will be named ‘Das Quible’. I will claim having received God’s message at a Tai-chi cum Yoga exercise held in a factory campus (I need to include Chinese and Indians and socialist also). My religion will ban idols but followers will be free to keep all deities just for their ‘reverence’. I will offer all material benefits to disciples here as well as in heaven. At the moment, I am writing a good story of my ‘persecution’ having taken place say in a cave in Central Park, looking for a venture capitalist to bankroll my campaign and for some small and obscure country to become my first disciples. That financier or that country ruler can become the next ‘guru’ of my religion after me, well that we can fight out amongst ourselves.

What are chances of this ‘New, Improved and Ultimate Religion’, don’t say you have heard this story before.